My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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