why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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