Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
You are a genius and a whore.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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