Girls should come with a carfax report
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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