She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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