have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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