He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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