i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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