I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
