I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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