You smell like a Billy Joel song
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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