The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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