Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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