she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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