I wanna passion pit in your ass
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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