You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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