May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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