I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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