There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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