i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just cut my nipple shaving
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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