Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i would punch a child for taco bell
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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