I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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