Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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