some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
its liver damage thursday
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize