Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I haven't been this sober since birth.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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