I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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