Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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