I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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