The maid of honor just puked.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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