Me. At least after what I've been through.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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