well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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