i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
her vagine was all disorganized.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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