Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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