nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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