I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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