once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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