I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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