A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
