Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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