Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
did i just pee glitter
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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