So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
