fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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