is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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