Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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