Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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