I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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