Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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