"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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