i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
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