I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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