I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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