When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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