Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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