Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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