i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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